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15.06.2025 23:48
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Catatonics & High Colonics
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Why is the show The Big Bang Theory so hated?
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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What would happen if Kakashi and Naruto switched places?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Then came..
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
How are Hinduism and Sikhism related, considering they both originated in Punjab, India?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Minds and Behinds
How does growing up in chaos affect a child as they become an adult?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Hysterias & Posteriors
Next, they tried...
Why do you think Democrat favorability ratings are so low?
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good
No, not a chance
What do people with very high IQs do all day?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Nuts and Butts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What pet would you strongly not recommend?
Still no good.
Loons and Moons
Thumbs down again.
Unacceptable again!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Another attempt resulted in ...
As an atheist don't you really feel fear for committing sins which are not violating national laws?
No go.
share office space ...
Just Forget it!
What is the most heartbreaking or sad love story that you ever had (experienced)?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
They put up a sign reading
So, the docs changed it to read
Everyone loved it.
No way